WHEN YOU ARE NOT AROUND ----------------------- I'm quiet and I'm awkward and say to dumbest things I try hard not to let you see my under coverings But ask my friends, they'll all tell you I'm fun and quite profound I wish you'd see, just who I am when you are not around I don't ask for your number I tend to just agree For some peculiar reason hide my true identity But ask my friends They'll swear to you I lift them when they're down You'd be inspired By who I am when you are not around (Chorus) When you are not around I am witty and really sound I'm playful and I'm strong I think we could get along when you are not around --- I grin for no good reason I compliment your clothe Confused by all your tease'n I should leave, I suppose But ask my friends They'll testify that I am honor bound I do the most courageous things when you are not around I stand in the corner I feel like such a dunce You view me like a mourner But if I could just once Just help you see what my friends see I'd sweep you off the ground You'd never fear what I would do when you are not around (Chorus) When you are not around I pleasantly will confound remarkable and sure May I take you on a tour when you are not around When you are not around my resume does astound My exploits are folk lore There is so much fun in store when you are not around